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cassbones:

This post wins the internet.

Everybody go home.

(Source: uptopmrpres)

I will answer them if I get any.

  • A: Age.
  • B: Where I'm from.
  • C: Where I would like to live.
  • D: Favourite food.
  • E: Religion.
  • F: Sexual orientation.
  • G: Single/taken.
  • H: Favourite book.
  • I: Eye colour.
  • J: Favourite movie.
  • K: Favourite TV show.
  • L: Favourite band/singer.
  • M: Random fact about me.
  • N: Favorite day of the year.
  • O: Favourite colour.
  • P: If I have any pets; if so, their names.
  • Q: What I'm listening to right now.
  • R: Last movie I've watched.
  • S: What's my ringtone.
  • T: Favourite male character from a TV show.
  • U: Favourite female character from a TV show.
  • V: What my name means.
  • W: Favourite superhero.
  • X: Celebrity crush.
  • Y: My birthday.
  • Z: Selfie?

jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

(Source: vinegod)

April camp!!!

motherfingscouts:

I am on my way to indy for the scouts!!! Pretty excited about my second year of drum corps to be starting soon!

ehlephanti:

elixrah:

em-azingg:

deslaurier:

fuckingmercutio:

youngandoldfashioned:

Ladies and gentlemen, James Franco

oh dear god

Fucking fuck me

Bby

you see how the light reflects off his abs

q’d

ehlephanti:

elixrah:

em-azingg:

deslaurier:

fuckingmercutio:

youngandoldfashioned:

Ladies and gentlemen, James Franco

oh dear god

Fucking fuck me

Bby

you see how the light reflects off his abs

q’d

(Source: gorecanton)

everyonesfavoriteplace:

Troopers Sunburst Then and Now: 1971 to 2013

atomicsnot1:

Eevee Eevolution set!!!!!

The original 3 evolutions and Eevee all in one set. (I plan to do a bigger set with the new ones too soon)

Available here->[X]

(Source: enedeneo)

sailorspine:

herspanic:

the slayage 


So funny story about this character. When I was young I got really confused watching watching this character because I wanted to know wether it was a boy or a girl, I was little I didn’t mean to offend anyone. So it made me upset ad I asked my dad one day if he was a boy then why was he wearing girls clothes and if it was a girl ten why did they have facial hair.  So my dad watched the t.v show with me for a bit and concluded with a “Tiffaney sometimes people want to be both a boy and a girl, sometimes girls can be boys and boys can be girls. And that’s cool because that’s what they want to do”.

sailorspine:

herspanic:

the slayage 

So funny story about this character. When I was young I got really confused watching watching this character because I wanted to know wether it was a boy or a girl, I was little I didn’t mean to offend anyone. So it made me upset ad I asked my dad one day if he was a boy then why was he wearing girls clothes and if it was a girl ten why did they have facial hair. So my dad watched the t.v show with me for a bit and concluded with a “Tiffaney sometimes people want to be both a boy and a girl, sometimes girls can be boys and boys can be girls. And that’s cool because that’s what they want to do”.

(Source: russianoatmeal)

tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

thighrabanks:

oh honey

thighrabanks:

oh honey

yesthehaiworld:

Why is this so funny?

yesthehaiworld:

Why is this so funny?

There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.

claireruns:

thechroniclesofrin:

- Having sex every day. 
- Saving sex for your wedding night. 
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex. 
- Hating sex. 
- Being loud. 
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

Reblogging again because this post is so important. 

(Source: strengthissexy)

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

image

damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)

pacificcrest:

"Reset!"

pacificcrest:

"Reset!"

(Source: taupics)